Ratting out her little brother might be the least cool thing Eve ever did. What a dork!
I told you once you son of a gun,
I'm the best that's ever been.
Fire on the mountain, run boy run
The devil's in the house of the rising sun…
Mor in the freezer, pickin' up dough,
Eve gettin' answers right, go child go…
Bragging about being a prodigy at speed shopping might be dorkier though.
Geez, Eve, it's just a beer! And Olly probably drinks the weak American pisswater anyhow.
What's the age difference between Eve and her brother anyway? 2 years? Because we know she doesn't have a problem getting smashed but you'd think that'd be an habit you pick over time not as soon as you start drinking. Then again I'm a idiot so what do I know.
Wait isn't he getting married? How can he be a min… Oh right different age restrictions by country.
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