Me too, Eve. Me too
The clopening shift is proof of dude's inhumanity to dudes.
Word, dude. Word.
Oh Eve, my comrade, I too know your worker's lament.
"Hi, have we met??"
Clopen. Arrgh, of course there's a word for that.
I hope I am not the only person who had to look that up.
Clopening is illegal in Canada.
You say that like it prevents it from happening, lol.
Really, I have to do clopenings at least 3x a week here in ol' BC :/.
Not illegal you only need to give 11 hours beween shifts. Even then there are exceptions.
I'm pretty sure I've performed the raspberry/fartnoise version of MMMBop at one point. Most likely when it was popular and refused to exit my headspace for a period of longer than six hours. Thanks for putting it back, I guess.
Man, first time I've seen "clopen" in fiction. I think that makes Octopus Pie most like my real life…my sad, sad clopening-ridden real life.
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