I owe the first line in panel 2 to R. Stevens, who often helps me solidify a joke. He’s a little more dirty-minded than he lets on. (No, a little more.)

For those asking, the Valentines measure 4 x 6″, and the envelopes are just a fraction bigger to accommodate them. So, yes, they are perfect for mailing to far-away sweethearts. They should be shipping by the end of this week, so order yours already!