Looking to read a particular storyline? Let this page be your guide! If you’ve never read the comic before, I recommend either starting from the beginning, or checking out one of the following stories:
Eve Ning is a post-college grumpy grump who works at an organic grocery store in Manhattan. She can’t imagine the people in her life being any more annoying. Turns out they can and always are.
Eve’s bike gets stolen and she begins to feel paranoid about her safety. Can she maintain a feeling of security without getting totally obsessed? The answer is no!!
Dismayed with her career path, Eve begins to take solace in the hopelessness of her roommate. Until she starts to wonder what she’s missing. This chapter has kissing in it!
Hanna goes shirtless at Central Park and stirs up some trouble. Filthy, filthy naked boobs ahead.
Olly needs a new ad campaign, and Eve is just the girl to be forced into running it. Our hero takes the path of least sincerity. How ironic!!
Did you know this storyline invented the meme?
Just what’s up with Eve’s love life? And why is she so damn turned off by rocks? This story doesn’t answer those questions, frankly! It doesn’t answer anything.
In true holiday form, the kids put their feet to the ice. Broken butts and hidden talents ensue. First (and last) appearance of America Jones.
Eve finds a little parrot and decides to help it. The resulting attention is somewhat unexpected. A cute story for kids!
Eve is haunted by friendships of the past, just as they begin to collide with her present-day life. Subcultures face off — what a bunch of jerks!
Hanna recruits her most gullible buddies for a weekend at the Ren Faire. Will falls in love… with trouble!
New Organix employee Julie Clark is head over heels for her assistant junior manager! Will love conquer all? Does it ever? This story is super canon.
Autumn’s here, and Olly’s Octoberfest is just around the corner. Did you know there’s a neighborhood in Brooklyn called DUMBO? Don’t go there.
Park is a law graduate with a lot on his mind and everything to prove. We’re rooting for ya, buddy!
Eve visits her dear old dad and brother and feels helpless to influence their lives. Maybe she’s doing it wrong. This is the chapter where Eve has really long hair for some reason.
It’s Valentine’s Day, and that’s fucked up.
Eve is inspired by she and her brother’s favorite childhood TV show to bring competitive grocery shopping to Olly’s. Lots of sibling bonding and coercion.
Fed up with her retail job, Marigold begs Will to show her the cool life of a pot delivery guy. A chapter that declines to be thrilling!
In an attempt to get along better with Park, Hanna volunteers to watch his dog. Friend drama unfolds faster than a sheet on laundry day.
These are so stupid. I regret making them!!!
Olly finds out people can make beer, and tells his staff to do just that. This comic is educational.
Eve struggles with the crippling fear of walking alone outside. Meanwhile, the summer bike festival approaches, and its gonna be wacky!
The bike festival unfolds in chaos, and leaves Eve and Park on the brink of change. Eve should use this as an opportunity to deal with the whole Fear thing. In my opinion, as the writer.
Eve goes with Hanna to visit her family. They discover a hidden treasure that leaves Eve questioning the role of parents in her life. The Shaggs is a real band, here is some info about them.
A mysterious visitor shows up on our heroes’ couch one morning. The most beloved Octopus Pie story to date!
Park is ready to leave town, but severing all ties proves difficult. Awkward friend moments and pizza! Eve sucks bigtime in this one!
Eve, Hanna and Marek impulsively decide to move, and it’s a pain in the ass for everyone they know.
Will is reunited with his old pal Larry, and they decide to live and scheme together. Along the way there are some woman-shaped obstacles. And I’m not talking syrup bottles.
Octopus Pie’s SPOOKIEST Adventure Ever!! You will die within 24 hours of reading it.
Will and Marigold break up for realsies. Eve and Hanna do their best to console Marigold as the holiday season approaches, and Hanna may have some kind of insidious plan. Chances of a long winter are high. Grim!!
Puget Sean gets a look into Hanna’s job, where he does not belong. Hanna makes a startling realization about the biology of cats.
Olly takes his staff on a winter vacation in the mountains of Vermont. With booze in short supply and a mysterious group of baristas, our heroes are forced to socialize. Belle & Sebastian fans will read this and feel special, for once in their god damn lives.
Larry fulfills a childhood dream by furnishing his landlord’s basement. But is he ready for the responsibility of keeping buddies around?
An employee at Olly’s gets laid off, but that’s only part of the problem. Eve grapples with the fantasy world of a young workforce kind of actually being the reality. Yipes!
Larry throws a party at the house while Will, failing to make any friends, confronts the changes in his life. Less heavy than it sounds.
Eve’s quest for love takes a convoluted, weirdly expository turn. A truly sex-free affair.
Marek joins a 99 percenter movement to ensure his dreams, while his friends begin to piece their own dreams together. Will anyone get what they want?
Eve dresses as a Santa to get Olly’s Organix shoppers in the Christmas spirit. Story contains mild genital injury.
Eve has detected a disturbance in her life that only a Coffee Guild-related spy adventure can solve! She’s maybe just allergic to berries, though.
Aimee feels threatened by Will and Larry’s evangelism for simplicity. Can we really be happy staying put? This and more questions hot people ask themselves.
Haunted by recurring dreams, Eve confronts the demons of her own desire… by drinking beer outdoors. No one fucks! A nice story to read at the beach!
Marigold’s Professional Ladiez Nite turns into an unexpected run-in with Will and Larry. Meanwhile, Puget Sean is blowing up her phone like a politician hiding evidence. A gentle story! Everyone fucks!
Nobody’s gonna mess with Hanna’s day off. At least she can’t seem to find anyone who will.
You’ll Never Believe Which Hot Young Journalist Is Exaggerating the Vitality Of Eve’s Life! Click to view the slideshow, which is what comics are if you think about it.
Goodbye, big city! Hello, small collection of trees and water 2-3 hours away! Our heroes are roughing it, and the social implications are… rough.
Marek is done with school! But what else is done? Oof, you don’t want to know. But you kinda know already, huh?
Man… let’s catch up with Will for a bit.
Hanna takes up some extracurricular activities that suck.
OMG. SPA DAY! S P A D A Y. You’d better come along. SPA DAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!
It’s spring at last! That which has died shall be reborn. I just need to send this text real quick.
Jane and Marigold have some stuff they really need to talk about after work. Is there a hint of coyness in this plot summary? Hmm! I don’t know.
Things just keep changing, don’t they?
Just an average day in the life of Eve Ning.
Will and Hanna rent a cabin on the lake and get a whole lot of work done.