- Here's some ads -
- Beep boop -
Happy Monday! Martinis and surprisingly good tap water for everyone!!
"Martini, straight up and very chill."
"just a tiny bit shaken, really almost not at all stirred tho"
That last one took me a minute.
aughhhhh fucking hate meeting my ex. poor marigold.
"Hello! Do you have any BREAD?!"
"Because all else is MEANINGLESS."
*flutters arms while skipping away and humming*
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