The old birthday bathroom excuse, eh? It’s the gold standard and it WORKS, people.

I consider panels 2 & 3 to be the classic father-daughter conundrum. When Eve is 40, perhaps we can reevaluate.

Folks, thank you so much for your donations. I was somewhat timid in accepting them, and I wasn’t sure what to expect when I did. It’s very touching to see so many names – a few familiar, many I’ve never seen before – contribute to my well-being. It has lifted a great deal of stress over the past few days, and I can’t begin to describe how helpful that is.