- Beep boop -
But Eve, Greg just wants your hand! Pity a man, why don'tcha?
"Trust me, guys, the 'I'm so pathetic, take pity on me and give me kisses,' approach to wooing ladies is not recommended."
That is of course a paraphrase of an old newspost of Jeph's from forever ago so if I am wrong I will be expecting the lurking pedants to correct me. Seriously – if you don't, who will?!
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