#98 – ice queen



January 18th, 2008

#98 – ice queen

[[Hanna and Eve are in a restaurant, Hanna is disgusted by a soggy croissant]]
Hanna: “This is <b>soaked</b> in grease. They have no idea what they’re doing.”
Eve: “Just eat the fucking croissant.”

[[Next to the table where Marek, Hanna and Eve are sitting at, stands a "CupCare" segway]]
Marek: “Want to try my bagel, Hanna?”
Hanna: “I want to eat an actual pastry.”
Eve: “Then you find us a place we can park that thing.”

[[Hanna mopes]]
Hanna: “Oh God. It’s all because I’m a cripple! Doomed to society’s mediocre scraps and reassuring back pats!”

[[Eve puts a reassuring hand on Hana's shoulder]]
Eve: “It’s not so bad. At least people don’t <b>expect</b> things from you.”

[[Hanna gets up to leave, giving Eve the evil eye]]
Hanna: “Easy for you to say, ice queen.”

[[Eve and Marek stare at Hanna, dragging her sad segway into the street]]

[[Marek eats his bagel, Eve frowns]]
Marek: “The doctors say it’s post-coccyx stress.”
Eve: “She doesn’t need to <b>be</b> a coccyx.”


Discussion (5)¬

  1. AdMan says:

    HA HA! Wordplay

  2. walnut49 says:

    hooray for shameless punning!

  3. JayZeroSnake says:

    Awesome!

  4. Martini says:

    Is that an 'au bon pain'?

  5. LaraCorp says:

    haha it is an au bon pain lol i used to work there :D

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